Mary Shelley

Okay, Mary Shelley was the sh*t. She dropped the novel Frankenstein when she was only 19 yrs old. What the f*ck were you doing at 19?!? I bet you weren’t writing a great work of Western literature.

Suck-ass slackers, one and all.

Despite her mad skills, Mary Shelley’s life wasn’t all that awesome. Her mom died 10 days after she was born, and later in life her husband, the poet Percy Bysshe Shelley, porked the snot out of Mary’s stepsister Claire on a regular basis – in their own home, while she was there.

He drowned in a storm at sea at 29, Mary lived until the age of 59, but her kids dropped young like f*ckin’ flies.  That kinda sucks.
Mary Shelley

Published in:  on October 18, 2007 at 4:22 pm Leave a Comment