Jacques Heim is one of coolest mu’f*ckers ever. Why? ‘Cuz he invented the mu’f*ckin’ bikini. As a result, the majority of my teenaged bonerials on the beaches of Florida where I grew up were thanks to this man’s work!
Heim introduced the bikini in Paris on July 25, 1946 – a day that needs to be recognized annually.
All women should be made to wear bikinis on that day – even Eskimo women! Fat and octogenarian women may be excused, unless they have really awesome round boobie boobs.
Anyway. . . I , like, snapped into my own ‘Nam there for a sec. Sorry.
Heim named the piece after Bikini Atoll, a site used for nuclear weapon testing just a few days before. Heim knew that the burst of excitement the bikini would cause in pubescent boys would be akin to the nuclear device!
