Cochise

Cochise (to keep it real, pronounce it like K’uu-ch’ish) was a bad-ass Apache Chief! First, the Mexicans tried to f*ck with him, then the cracker-ass crackers. Cochise was captured, like, three times and always escaped! Despite all of the sh*t disturbing that went down, Cochise died quietly of natural causes. Unlike the Apache Chief on Superfriends, Cochise could not grow to giant proportions – but believe you me, was no less mighty in battle (unless you bring a howitzer).

Reservations suck.

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Published in: on July 26, 2007 at 1:53 pm  Leave a Comment  

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