Dick Valentine of the Electric Six

You’re thinking: Hey Jeremy, why is lead singer of the Electric Six on the history sketches page?

The answer to that foolish mortal, is quite simple. I’m putting the unclef*cking ROCK in the MY HISTORY SKETCHES ROCK page. And with their upcoming album entitled “I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master,” Dick and the E6 will be making f*cking history by having the best selling rock album in the universe!

But it can’t happen without your help puny human. You should buy a copy – and you should tell your mother to buy a copy.

If she doesn’t. . .exterminate her.

Dick Valentine

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Published in: on August 16, 2007 at 3:17 pm  Comments (1)  

One CommentLeave a comment

  1. LOL & WTF…How indulgent and knuckleheaded was this ‘historic’ entry?

    Even your justification for putting this in here was a stretch!

    To quote your by-line, ” one-minute sketches of awesome f*ckers of note”. So my question is…whose ASS has E6 kicked ???! (insert knuckleheaded, goofball laughter here…)


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