宮本 武蔵 (Miyamoto Musashi)

F*ck Luke Skywalker “force” bullsh*t – Miyamoto Musashi had real mad skills! 9.7 out of 10 historians agree that this dude from the Harima province in Japan was the best swordsman of all time! He was fugly as all get-out and suffered from eczema, but he’d chop your unclef*ckin’ head off and not think twice about it!

Musashi believed, like, that others should know how to kill f*ckers good too – so he wrote a “how-to” book on tactics and sh*t kicking called “The Book of the Five Rings.”

Musashi Miyamoto, king of all shit kickers

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Published in: on August 17, 2007 at 3:10 pm  Comments (1)  

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  1. Dude would show up at sword fights with NO F*CKING SWORD. He’d gank the other dude’s sword, or like beat him to death with a stick he found on scene. Heck friggin’ affirmative.


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