Konishiki (Salevaa Atisanoe)

Originally from Oahu, Hawaii, Salevaa Atisanoe became the first American ever to achieve the rank of ozeki (champion) in Japanese sumo wrestling! He was a big mu’f*cker, and his nickname was “The Dump Truck.”

He retired in 1997 with one of the best records in sumo history, 733-498 – not too bad of a life for a big fat f*ck!

I think we should be more like Japan – round up all of our really fat f*ckers, slap ’em in adult diapers, and make them fight like Kirk and Spock during the pon farr.


Published in: on August 28, 2007 at 1:42 pm  Leave a Comment  

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