Alexander Hamilton

Born in the British West Indies, Alexander Hamilton went on to do a lot of shiznit for the United States.  This dude was an Army officer, lawyer, Founding Father, political theorist, author, and the first Secretary of the Treasury.

The only problem was that Hamilton was a bit of a bitch.

Everyone, including George Washington, thought he was too hot headed and emotional to be president.  So, Hamilton founded the Federalist pary in opposition to Thomas Jefferson’s posse – who were more agricultural and less industrialist.

Trouble started for Hamilton when he put his pecker in James Reynolds’s wife a coupla times.   He was subsequently blackmailed,  and forced to resign from office in discrace.  Later, he and President Aaron Burr had some Biggy/2Pac-type drama which resulted in a dual along the bank of the Hudson River.

Hamilton got gakked.  1-8-7.

Alexander Hamilton was a little bitch.

Published in: on October 11, 2007 at 2:06 pm  Leave a Comment  

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